Sunday, 27 November 2011

How to avoid seeing naked men whilst eating your cereal

Or why you should put up a blind in your kitchen.

The view from our kitchen window, which has previously had no blind/curtain. 

Where I would go to get a drink, look up and see our neighbour topless. At least I hope it was just his top half naked...

But the last straw was when I went in one evening and saw neighbour lady injecting someone's face in their kitchen. Apparently she throws Botox parties!

So I got some Ikea fabric and a tension rod (rented house + I'm lazy). Sewed two squares together, turned and hung.

It does make it more homely. And matches my little bird!

Plus, any more nudity/kitchen based medical procedures?


Though I'm not sure what to call it. It's not really a blind, or a curtain.

A blurtain? Or curtind?


  1. Oh my goodness, your title of this post is priceless!!! Very nicely done on the curtain.

  2. This is great,love the colour very sunshiny,tension rods are great!!!! Loving your post's still.

  3. Ha!! I love it. I had to read the botox line twice as my head did not want to register what my eyes were reading. Wow, Botox parties? I think I have heard it all now. Ann Summers parties seems to pale in comparison. The blurtain is fab, btw. I wish I could get my hands on a tension road that covered my window, we are putting up a cafe curtain and I can not screw it into our PVC window.... looks like super glue to the rescue.